Posted by: Admin
Category : Jokes SMS

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Santa ne banta se kaha, Bahar dekh subah hui ke nahi.Banta... Janaab, abhi bahut andhera hai.Santa bola saale,kaamchor, torch jga ke dekh.

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Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa Shouted: Oye pagal,pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega.

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Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

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'Larka larki sy: Mujsy shadi krogi?

Larki: Mri umar shadi ki nhi hy me abhi chhoti hun 3sal bd shadi krungi.

Larka: Shadi abi krlo qabza 3sal bad dedena

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Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..



Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!



Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao

Did You Know...!

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She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?


"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo...............................

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Ek bacha apne papa se: papa mai ne b apni shadi per Heejrey nachane hain aap ki shadi ki tarhan!

Papa:

Kutte k bachay wo teri phupphiyan thi.@

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1 Murgha, Murghi Se..

Murgha:I Love You.

Murghi:Tum mere liye kia kar saktey ho?

Murgha:Kuch bhi

Murghi:Chalo phir 1 anda de k dikhao.

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A small child: papa, aap kisi larkee ko pyar karte hain? Father: haan, tumhaare maan ko. Child: bare chalaak hain Ghar main he chakar chalaya hua hai!

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Kiya Aap jante ho k "Pop corn" garam tavay par kiu uchalte hain?
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Kabhi khud beth k dekh lena,
pata chal jaye ga.

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Boy 2 girl: tumhari age kia hy?
Girl: 20 yrs.
Boy: tum ny 5 saal pehle b yehi batai thi.
Girl: dekha larkiyan zuban ki kitni paki hoti hain.

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2 admi memon ki barat mai gae,
Wahan bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha tha

Tang akar 1 ne kaha:
Janab halaq ma pani phans gya hy
Thori si biryani mile gi.

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