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Posted by: Admin
Category : Cool SMS

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..

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What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

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angoor:log itne ganday hotay hain ke mujhe chuba lete hain
seb:log itnay ganday hotay hain ke mujhay cheel kar khatay hain.
.
.
.
.
kela:log itnay beghairat hotay hain mujhay nanga kar kay khatay hain

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SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

Bus ab khush?
Phir na kehan k me sms nahi kerta!

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Agar Main Apko SMS Bhejta Hon To iska Matlab Ye Nahi Ke Aap Bhi Humaey SMS Bhejein

Aap Humein,

Cake

Biscuit
Juice
Fruit
Pizza
Card
Nimko
Bhi Bhej Saktay ho.

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Hum ne aap ko chaha
(Star plus) ki tarha,

Hum ne apko dekha
(Star gold) ki tarha,

Hum ne apko suna
(GEO Tv) ki tarha,

Or apNe hamy bhula diya (Ptv) ki trah

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Wo kehti hai:
Phone na kia karo “DEAR”

Mama hoti hai “NEAR”

Papa se lagta hai “FEAR”
Baat nahi hoti “CLEAR”
Deewaron k b hote hain EAR
Is liye sms karo DEAR

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Hearts Receive

=L=O=V=E=

Minds Receive

=W=I=S=D=O=M=

Hands Receive

=G=I=F=T=S=

&..

Only Special People Receive my

=S=M=S=.

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Let the
peace of Nature
flow in your life…..
On
World Environment
Day
and always !

Have a Great Envitonment Day

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